The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 501 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.157 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 399 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,917 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 501's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 501 is ranked 188,502^nd in the world and 4,438^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.